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That ain't a Large V

This is a large V
http://empirenews.net/woman-at-walm...ce-find-100-worth-of-groceries-in-her-vagina/

A woman is facing charges and fines after being arrested Thursday evening at a Walmart store in Pittston, Pennsylvania. Police arrested and charged Holly Fray with grand theft after store employees said that they had seen her walking through the store, sticking food up her dress.

Officer Charles Langan of the Pittston PD said that Fray was given a full body search after she was handcuffed, and several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.

I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up, said Officer Langan. A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.



They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual, said Officer Felicia Anne, a policewoman for over 10 years. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.

Walmarts store policy is to push for full prosecution on all shoplifters, but the store manager in Pittston says that the company found the entire situation so laughable, that they wont be pressing charges on Fray. Walmart says the stolen items were returned to them by Pittston PD, and were able to be placed back on the shelves
 

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That ain't a Large V

This is a large V
http://empirenews.net/woman-at-walm...ce-find-100-worth-of-groceries-in-her-vagina/

A woman is facing charges and fines after being arrested Thursday evening at a Walmart store in Pittston, Pennsylvania. Police arrested and charged Holly Fray with grand theft after store employees said that they had seen her walking through the store, sticking food up her dress.

Officer Charles Langan of the Pittston PD said that Fray was given a full body search after she was handcuffed, and several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.

“I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”



“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual,” said Officer Felicia Anne, a policewoman for over 10 years. “They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”

Walmart’s store policy is to push for full prosecution on all shoplifters, but the store manager in Pittston says that the company found the entire situation so laughable, that they won’t be pressing charges on Fray. Walmart says the stolen items were returned to them by Pittston PD, and were able to be placed back on the shelves




the items were put back on the shelves? wth? there are going to be some surprised and upset customers when they crack open their eggs and find balut after being incubated in the big huha lady.
 
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You wish! None of that is true............
Okay, yep it's all made up.
Your so smart.
It's not like there's 7 different news reposts reporting the whole story.
O wait there is!
But never mind looks like the big V took over this whole thread.
 

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Okay, yep it's all made up.
Your so smart.
It's not like there's 7 different news reposts reporting the whole story.
O wait there is!
But never mind looks like the big V took over this whole thread.
In the words of Coeli "what do you have against vaginas?" Hahahahahaha lmao that still cracks me up
 

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