OK..well I can't offer a go-go girl BUT you can borrow my,chubby,lesbian,spikey-haired gf(who is in her mid-40's & greying) to rub in/on a cage.She'll work for food and/or frags for me(yes,I'm pimp like that)
Otherwise,is this a potluck?Can we bring sidedishes?I just hate going to events where the host gets stuck with feeding/drinking/drunking everyone and nobody chips in.