His steel stands give your guardian angel a sense of security.
If he hit you head on while he was running a red light while transporting one of his stands, it would still be your fault.
Even if he gave you the shirt off his back, he would still have another more fashionable shirt underneath...and so would his stand.
If you left a beer on his stand it would never get warm or go flat...ever.
The valves for tanks on his stands adjust themselves.
He once exported one of his stands to the Virgin Islands, after that they were just known as the Islands.
A humvee hauling one of his steel stands is more fuel efficient than an electric car.
His stands can turn any fail into a win.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell stories about him making stands.
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