(sigh) I can totally relate to this thread. I have to man every single door/exit/rabbit-hole with a live person (at significant expense) to prevent half of Orange County from attempting to sneak in.
Now all exits are off limits to traffic (even legitimate traffic) just to counter the B.S.
Funny thing (and I use that word loosely) happended to us just a week ago.
The wifey and I go to see a movie at the Block last week, (The Movie was Mad Max/ yea I know, the irony is literally dripping in here, LOL)
Now keep in mind, the wife and I are both handicapped and use walking canes to get around easier.
So anyway, the movie ends and we are headed for the exits, but just as we clear the exit doors, all of a sudden....SWOOSH!.....SWOOSH!....in flies not only one young dude but then also his "date" in tow!
they 'bout dammned ran us over just to sneak into a movie!
Ok, My brain was able to process the first runner (young dude/popular movie/exit doors/check) but the Asian Chick shadow 'bout scared the Holy-BeJesus outta me! LOL!
So just how does that conversation go down?
"Hey babe, so uh, you wanna go out with me this Saturday night? Yea? So...um...how fast can you run???"
LMAO!