Once on the hook, I've had people going a week or more sometimes.
The angrier they get, the deeper I dig in.
The ending is always so predictable:
"umm (twitch/scratch) I'm not going to go to your show anymore, if that is how you are"
"umm (twitch/scratch) you should, like, be like all those other business owners who kiss my rump"
"umm (twitch/scratch) you obviously don't know business, Mr. Business owner guy, so listen to me"
ROTFL!!!