Lol... a$$ hole.
I do think I could use some therapy after last weekend on top of being stuck in LA.
Pics of the tire... it barely had any tread left on it, the rubber was very dried out and cracked like it had been sitting in a parking lot in Phoenix for an extended period of time, and it had a previous plug right near where the split started.
I just feel lucky that it didn't happen late at night somewhere in between my house and NOLA!
And grateful to have such good reef buddies that they will leave work to come change a tire for me!
Good tire for pic comparison with the same camera: